As Matt's one year old birthday approaches, it's safe to say I know a thing or two about babies. Hey, we are both alive and husband is unharmed, so we've done pretty good so far.
I know one thing for sure: I'm going straight to heaven. I paid for all of my sins and some other people's too, especially on teething days.
When I get to heaven, the angels will be all, "You can sit down now, Mariana. Here is a box of chocolate and a glass of wine." They serve wine in my heaven. "Why don't you go ahead and lay on that jacuzzi for a few years? Then we will give you a massage."
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