The baby just took his first two steps... And then he pissed on me.
He was undressed for bath while the tub filled. Husband stood behind him in case the wiggly, naked body gave out and flopped on the floor. I offered baby his shampoo bottle as a bribe to get him to step forward. Baby looked suspiciously at me, because he knows the shampoo bottle is off limits as a chew toy. He probably thought his baby thoughs, "aw, who cares, give me that bottle," and took two wobbly steps to grab it from my hand.
Then he giggled and started peeing on mommy.
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