Things that wakes us up in the middle of the night

Most new parents wake up in the middle of the night because baby is crying. Not us. Our little one will sleep for ten hours. Better yet, he will not eat for ten hours. Who the heck knows what he is doing there in his crib during that time.

Things that wake us up:

-movement monitor acting moody and setting off

- baby talking with no one

- baby giggling with no one

- baby yoga (he lifts his legs and lower abs and suddenly throws them down with force, causing a thump sound). Also called baby cirque du soleil.

-baby sneezes

-baby sucking fingers with passion

-baby farts

Either way it sounds loud in the sound monitor and most of the time are sudden, scaring the crap out of us, like right now, at 2am.