Baby math

I take baby to face the mirror while I carry him.

He looks at my image in the mirror and smiles.

Baby thoughts: Ow, look at that. Momma is so awesome that she is not only carrying me, but she is also over there.

Then baby looks at his image and frowns. He does his baby math:

x + y = x + who the hell is that round creature and why is he staring at me?

I tell baby, "Yes, that is you, baby! That round creature is you! The mirror is doing this crazyness!"

Baby giggles at creature, which giggles right back at him.

Baby thoughts: Ow, that round, short human that the other momma is holding is so silly!